Maciej Giertych twierdzi, że dinozaury żyły wśród ludzi. Dowodem — pamięć o Smoku Wawelskim. Jestem zbyt osłabiony, żeby przyjmować takie wiadomości — moje młodsze dziecko ma nowy zwyczaj: wyje od piątej do siódmej. W związku z tym oddam głos nieśmiertelnemu Billowi Hicksowi:
You know, the world’s 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you’d think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. “And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: ‘What a big fucking lizard, Lord!’ But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus’s paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: ‘Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.